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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Everyone play along!

Upon checking my referral logs, I noticed that someone did a Google search using this phrase and ended up here at ejshea.com:

"What are 8 things that Rick Astley will never do to you?"

This, of course, begs some very serious, thoughtful answers and I implore you all to chime in and provide some for our searcher. I'll start:

1) Give you up.

Your turn*!

*Comments will of course be moderated and shut down after a few days.

UPDATE! Bonus rickroll! Courtesy of The Boy.

Posted by Erin at 12:33 PM | filed under: Random Stupidity

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Let you down.

posted by: Lori at June 5, 2007 12:43 PM

"What are 8 things that Rick Astley will never do to you?"

1. Fill you with a desire to hear his music over and over again
2. Spur you to think denim on denim is a good idea
3. Encourage you to adopt his Vanilla Ice meets Conan O'Brien hairstyle
4. Make you forget Van Morrison is a better white soul singer
5. Have you wish he wouldn't, in fact, say goodbye
6. Not fill you with anger after getting Rickrolled
7. Run around
8. Hurt you

posted by: The Boy at June 5, 2007 12:47 PM

Never gone run around and desert you!

posted by: Sarah at June 5, 2007 01:16 PM

Never gonna make you cry!

posted by: Erin at June 5, 2007 01:32 PM

never gonna make you cry...

hey, shea! i saw your blog about the Serve-a-thon last week but haven't had the time to drop a proper email to say "hi!" and "hope you have an awesome time!" :)

email me -- we catch up! (by that, i'm assuming that you see my email when i click "post" even though it doesn't post to the blog...)

posted by: ang at June 5, 2007 01:35 PM

Never gonna say goodbye!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6yELa08yw

posted by: Sarah at June 5, 2007 01:38 PM

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

posted by: Dellface at June 5, 2007 01:42 PM

Never gonna give, never gonna give, GIVE YOU UP! (Remember singing this at the lunch tables at SMNS??)

Co: Yes. Yes I do. :)

posted by: Colleen at June 5, 2007 01:57 PM

You guys are not nearly as perverted and dirty as I had hoped.

posted by: Erin at June 5, 2007 02:03 PM

Never going to tell a lie and hurt you

posted by: Dabney at June 5, 2007 02:03 PM

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
I've gotta make you understand!

posted by: Michelle at June 5, 2007 02:05 PM

1.) Take the remote
2.) Tape over our wedding video
3.) Snore in my ear
4.) Roll over after sex and fall asleep without cuddling
5.) Wear my panties and/or bras
6.) Tell me how to drive (backseat drive)
7.) Eat the last ice cream sandwich
8.) Give me up

posted by: Amy at June 5, 2007 02:17 PM

Perverted and dirty? I may love that little redheaded boy as much as you do (I was so gratified to see that Rick Astley post! I am not alone!) but I just can't wrap my brain around putting the word "perverted" next to this guy.

It's a crush that comes from a much more innocent time, I guess. One in which a dirty nasty evening involved staying up late and maaaaybe stealing sips from Dad's vodka stash.

posted by: Kelly at June 5, 2007 02:25 PM

1. Pretend that he hasn't known me for so long.
2. Won't act like he doesn't know the rules.
3. Mock me because my heart's been aching (though I'm too shy to say it).
4. Act like he doesn't know what's been going on.
5. Pity a blind man.
6. Not play the game with me.

posted by: Coleen at June 5, 2007 03:44 PM

Rick Astley will never...

1) conquer my thoughts while I'm watching my Stories
2) compel me to reconsider my sexuality
3) encourage me to sound my barbaric yawp o'er the rooftops of the world
4) promise to dog sit, then not show up, then send me a text message saying, "omg, so sorry couldnt make it, luv u 4evr"
5) fucking RSVP for my sleepover
6) expand my horizons beyond Ogden Ave.
7) help me find Jesus, or a suitable replacement
8) demand forgiveness for the hours of my life he's wasted

posted by: Joy at June 5, 2007 04:03 PM

Rick Astley will never allow The Boy's mean words caused by his lack of taste in music to come in-between Rick Astley's love for you.

posted by: tankboy at June 5, 2007 04:22 PM

Never gonna write a song that doesn't sound exactly like the others?

posted by: Joanne at June 5, 2007 06:40 PM

Never gonna let you down!

posted by: Tammy at June 5, 2007 06:59 PM

Never going to be accused of sounding like any other guy in the world when he croons, "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of."

Where is Rick Astley when we need him?

MEREDITH!!!! Girl. How are you? Email me.

posted by: Meredith at June 6, 2007 09:42 AM

Until your original post about Rick Astley I thought I was the only one who harbored a secret crush on him in the 6th grade. If that postsecret site had existed back then, I might have been inspired to send them a message confessing my crush on Rick.

Also, he's never gonna run around and desert you.

posted by: anothererin at June 6, 2007 12:03 PM

Tell me to turn my head and cough.

PS I think Colleen wins.

PPS I'm holding you personally responsible for me singing that song all morning.

Hey you! Long time no ... deal with it! You'll live. Rick rules.

posted by: lefty at June 6, 2007 12:16 PM

YOU DID NOT! Your new banner nearly gave me a heart attack.

And I'm glad you turned your comments on for a day so I could say "hi."

posted by: lefty at June 6, 2007 07:58 PM

I love ALL of your answers but I have to admit that Joy's cracked me up the most.

Then again, we've been friends for almost 20 years and lived together so I totally know her sense of humor. I'm a little biased, I know.

And yes, "Lefty," I TOTALLY DID!! The Boy is so not pleased.

posted by: Erin at June 6, 2007 08:00 PM

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