I've been eating up the archives of Plain-Jane lately because, in the spirit of Jane herself, which is to say, to be honest, I can't stand most blogs out there right now and I know Robyn has been a fan of Jane's and so yeah, you all already know about her and I know she's been around for a while I don't care.

Anyway, here are some lines from Plain-Jane that have made me stupidly happy:

1) Whoring robotic twat.

2)"But why don't their real life friends say, "Um, hey? Might want to look into some Lithium?"

3)Thus ends the my personal Day of Being Sorry for Your Fuckups. I'm pretty sure that's what Yom Kippur means. Yom=I Kippur=Fucked Up.

4)Then Paco reminded me that I placed a Mountain Dew Code Red in Elliot's lunchbox every day last week and I said, "What? I can't hear you over my Inconsistency!" and went to fix my hair.

5) Ah, the sweet taste of lazy mothering!

Posted by Erin at 01:45 PM | filed under: Blog move

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