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Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Tying One On

Don't tell Glin, but next month she's getting fixed.

People ask me about whether or not I'm doing it, and the answer is clear: of course. In addition to that, I'm contractually obligated to do so. The breeder she came from makes all new owners sign a contract that the dog you buy will be spayed so she can control the blood line. I've had a lot of people turn their noses up when they hear this, but it's a fairly common practice nowadays with dogs who are pure-bred. There is a lot of money to be made with certain lines of dogs and Glin is from a show line of dogs, meaning that both of her parents are championship dogs. And though it means nothing to me in the grand scheme, or to anyone else, really, in the dog-breeding world it basically means that I, too, could make a whole lot of cash off of my dog.

But here's the thing: I don't want to. Nor do I care. That's not why I got her. My sister Kate is fond of saying that I didn't get Glin to show her off or amaze people with her tricks. I got her because I wanted a buddy. I don't spend my free time with her training her to do fantastical things, though she's got it in her if I wanted. Basically Glin and I spend our down time going for runs together, cuddling up on the couch, playing fetch and having long discussions, as we did tonight, as to whether or not we knew Lance Bass was gay all along.

(Glin says she knew. I argued that she couldn't have since she's really more into Nick Lachey and the Backstreet Boys and never paid that close attention.)

I never looked at having a dog as a showpiece for myself, though I know the calibur of dog that she is seems to negate such a statement. I can't help it - I like goldens. I grew up with them. But I don't have any desire to ever do the work required to breed dogs. Besides, it's better for her if she's spayed and it'll calm her down considerably when it's done. I would have done it months ago but the vet we go to doesn't do it until after a dog's first heat. Now that that happy event has come and gone, I've made the appointment.

Subssequently I've taken the following three days off from work, just in case.

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In other news, you people really, REALLY like looking at ugly pictures of me. Never have I had a group of Flickr pictures be so viewed as I have the ones I posted the other day.

Really people. You're all such bitches.

Posted by Erin at 08:17 PM | filed under: Glin

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Emmy says you'd have to be near-retarded to not know Lnce Bass was gay.

What kind of a world do we live in where you have a show dog that does no tricks and I have a pitbull who could win Westminster, if the breeed were recognizxed by AKC?

posted by: Chuck at July 27, 2006 01:03 PM

I hope her surgery goes well. I'm more of a mutt dog myself but she is awfully gorgeous. I mustnot be the only one who finds her so cute either. I think more people have viewed your cute dog sets, like 2000+ times vs 900+ for the fugly set, right?

posted by: fishtail [TypeKey Profile Page] at July 27, 2006 03:41 PM

I nearly had a nervous breakdown worrying about Abby after she got spayed. She was fine, but I actually skipped outings and refused to leave the house - just in case.

Glin will be fine. I'm not so sure it'll calm her down, because that sure as hell didn't happen with Abby. I also own a show dog that does no tricks (unless you count "High five!" and "Hugs!"), although she does do some agility stuff. Goldens are the best.

posted by: Shannon at July 27, 2006 09:01 PM

My 6 month old chihuahua pup Coco is getting fixed tomorrow morning! I am freaking out - she is so small and like my baby and I just feel terrible about it. It's for the best though - it should calm the urges of my 8 year old Jack Russell male, who is getting mighty friendly with Coco lately.

posted by: Shannan at July 30, 2006 06:41 PM

She's a beauty but yay for you! I wish everyone were so responsible and then I'd be out of a job. (well, the nonpaying one anyway). And I hate to mention it, but... I'm not sure it will calm her down either. It will, however, prevent all sorts of long term possible health problems and that alone is worth it! Keep it real, Glin.

posted by: Lee at August 8, 2006 03:26 PM

What does "tying one on" have to do with...OH!

Never mind.

posted by: e d scott at August 11, 2006 04:33 PM

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