Do you know what is wrong with our country right now? Besides the obvious -- the Republican stronghold that threatens everything we hold dear being the most glaring -- it's just how incredibly stupid and feeble-minded some people are.

Can someone explain to me how it's just fine and dandy that grandmothers are buying ultra-violent and graphic video games for their grandsons and THAT is OK, but throw in a little secret, animated sex and HOLY SHIT!

Call out the dogs! Get the lawyers on the phone! Can't have our kids exposed to anything remotely having to do with icky bad sex! Let's keep our children fearful and ignorant and woefully uneducated about sex! Yes siree!

We certainly can't have SEX WITH OUR VIOLENCE! This is America, jack! We like our sex missionary style, caged in guilt and shame and for God's sake don't let the homos anywhere near it! They'll destroy the fabric of our ...

Good LORD.

I'm not suggesting we run out and get every 10-year-old a subscription to Playboy but I tell you what: I'd sooner ground my kid for playing Grand Theft Auto than for sneaking a glimpse at a cartoon boobie.

Someone tell me I am not alone. SOMEONE PLEASE.

Posted by Erin at 12:17 PM | filed under: Odds and ends

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